A woman’s Taco Bell burritos shocked the police and landed her behind bars

Harrison Keely, CC BY 4.0, https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Taco Bell has a reputation of causing chaos when it hits people the wrong way. 

But no one has seen anything like this from the Mexican fast food giant. 

And a woman’s Taco Bell burritos shocked the police and landed her behind bars. 

With age comes wisdom

You realize a lot about yourself the older you get. 

For instance, most of us have an “aha” moment when looking back and realizing just how important time is with your loved ones. 

Since the only resource you can never buy is time, you better spend as much of it as you can with your loved ones before they are gone. 

There are other things that you learn that aren’t as deep, but are just as important. 

As you grow older, you learn you can’t eat the things that you used too. 

Back in our teenage years, you could eat five happy meals and a gallon of ice cream and still maintain weight. 

Once you get into your late 30s or 40s, you will literally gain a pound just by glancing at the McDonald’s menu. 

But it isn’t just weight gain that you have to worry about as you get older.

Your stomach also seems to react badly to more foods with age. 

In college, you could go on a 2AM fast food run with a six pack in your stomach. 

And once you downed two happy meals, you didn’t have a care in the world about your stomach making you regret your life decisions. 

But if you put the wrong hot sauce on your entree later in life, you will be questioning if you are about to go see the Lord. 

That’s why you don’t see older people rolling through the Taco Bell drive-thru line in droves like you see at places like KFC or Wendys. 

Sometimes, a soft taco supreme can cause you to call 9-1-1 and put you in the hospital. 

But even with law enforcements’ occasional run-in with Taco Bell cases, no cop ever expected a call for back-up to originate from a Taco Bell bag. 

What’s in your Taco Bell burrito?

According to local Nashville news station WKRN, a woman was pulled over by cops and it was discovered she was driving on a suspended license. 

This happens on a daily basis across America. 

Ultimately, the officers arrested the woman for having active warrants in three different counties. 

But then the officers noticed a massive Taco Bell bag in her car. 

After getting suspicious at the bag filled to the brim with Taco Bell burritos (because we all know they were going to start eating the burritos), the officers decided to open the bag. 

Instead of them being filled with beefy goodness, the burritos were filled with hard drugs. 

You name the drug and it was stuffed in that woman’s burritos. 

We all know that Taco Bell burritos can cause you to bust your gut, but who knew they were stuffed with hard drugs?

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